Let's look at some of the features
Don't ever forget anything again. The chip in your brain makes sure everything is kept. And kept safe forever and ever.
On our end we'll make sure you're updated with the newest software. It happens while you sleep and it doesn't take more than a few minutes.
You're the battery, so don't ever worry about power. As long as your heart beats you're online and only when you're finally dead you're out of power.
Chat with everyone Not Included In Beta
Want to call your mom? Your son? Your best friend? All you have to do is imagine them and you'll be redirected instantly.
If the chip or lens malfunctions we're here to help day and night. Call us or go online where pretty ladies sit at telephones. We're at your service.
We're growing fast so join in while you can and the Beta is free. It won't be long until we go gold and then you'd have to pay a lot!
Sustenance via chipComing Soon
Soon we'll implement something incredible: You won't have to ever eat or drink again.. quite useful for busy businessmen and others.
No need to buy smart phones, computers, speakers, radios or anything else. It's all there in your brain and in your eye ready for use.